boyinakage
"Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements?" -Adele
dog
ladies and gents...and everyone stuck inbetween...i introduce to you.....*drumroll* MY PETZ!
here's the lo-down!!
1) Ms. Cotton: My Dad's cat. She's 4 and she's a calico manx (this means she was born without a tail because of her breed...from the Isle of Mann, Ireland). She is soft and loves to roll on her back and chase mice.
2) Inspector Gadget: My kitty, the old man of the house. He is 10 and he is a domestic shorthaired silver tiger. Yes, he has a tail. He used to weigh a lot more, but lost weight when we got a puppy a few years back. He loves to be elusive and the lounge in the sunbeams...oh, and KFC chicken.
3)Butters Stotch (aka Buddy): Shawna's cat. He's 3 and a white and gray splotched manx. He is technically manx, but was born with half of a tail. His hobbies are drooling, purring and sleeping. He's the biggest of the cats and the most cuddly of the males.
4)Prince Legolas Greenleaf (aka Lego, Legs, Leggy, Lardass): My mom's dog...he was supposed to be mine. He is a 5 year old beagle and poodle mix. His hobbies are going fishing with mom and dad, begging for table scraps, and playing cat shepherd.
5)Emmett: The only of my 2 male mice that will hold still for a picture. He's about 5 months old, son of Algernon (R.I.P) and Rupert (she's the mommmy...named for Rupert Grint before I knew she was a lady mouse). He's the biggest of the mice and likes to eat and snuggle with his brother Edward.
6)Isabella: Emmett's sister and littermate. She lives in the cage with her shy little sister, Alice and mother, Rupert. She's my favorite, and the only brown mouse in our home.
7)Peregrin Took (aka Pippin, PP, Pippers): Mom's cat. He's 3, a white and orange tabby manx. He has no tail at all and is crippled in his back legs (from birth). He hops like a rabbit. Pippin can say "no" and "Mom" (most cats can, lol). His hobbies are lounging/falling off of the back of our couch and meowing loudly and most annoying in the middle of the night.
8)Rupert Grint (aka Poopert, Mama Mousie): Mother of Emmett, Edward, Alice and Isabella. She was my 21st birthday gift from Shawna. Her hobbies are pooping whenever she's being held and sleeping.
9)Ronald Weasley (aka La Wheeze, Weezy, Weasel): He's the baby of the boy cats, only 1 1/2 years old. He is a white and orange tabby...half manx on his mother's side. His hobbies are being annoying, meowing to go out, meowing to come in, and exploring.
10)Pantz (aka Motor Pantz, Fuzzy Pantz, Baby Kitty): She's only 9 weeks old, the youngest of our pets and the by far, the most ornery. Pantz's hobbies are being hyper, playing with anything (even stationery objects), cuddling, short naps and being rotten.
hopefully i can post more pics at a later time, but that's all for now!
kage jonas
here's the lo-down!!
1) Ms. Cotton: My Dad's cat. She's 4 and she's a calico manx (this means she was born without a tail because of her breed...from the Isle of Mann, Ireland). She is soft and loves to roll on her back and chase mice.
2) Inspector Gadget: My kitty, the old man of the house. He is 10 and he is a domestic shorthaired silver tiger. Yes, he has a tail. He used to weigh a lot more, but lost weight when we got a puppy a few years back. He loves to be elusive and the lounge in the sunbeams...oh, and KFC chicken.
3)Butters Stotch (aka Buddy): Shawna's cat. He's 3 and a white and gray splotched manx. He is technically manx, but was born with half of a tail. His hobbies are drooling, purring and sleeping. He's the biggest of the cats and the most cuddly of the males.
4)Prince Legolas Greenleaf (aka Lego, Legs, Leggy, Lardass): My mom's dog...he was supposed to be mine. He is a 5 year old beagle and poodle mix. His hobbies are going fishing with mom and dad, begging for table scraps, and playing cat shepherd.
5)Emmett: The only of my 2 male mice that will hold still for a picture. He's about 5 months old, son of Algernon (R.I.P) and Rupert (she's the mommmy...named for Rupert Grint before I knew she was a lady mouse). He's the biggest of the mice and likes to eat and snuggle with his brother Edward.
6)Isabella: Emmett's sister and littermate. She lives in the cage with her shy little sister, Alice and mother, Rupert. She's my favorite, and the only brown mouse in our home.
7)Peregrin Took (aka Pippin, PP, Pippers): Mom's cat. He's 3, a white and orange tabby manx. He has no tail at all and is crippled in his back legs (from birth). He hops like a rabbit. Pippin can say "no" and "Mom" (most cats can, lol). His hobbies are lounging/falling off of the back of our couch and meowing loudly and most annoying in the middle of the night.
8)Rupert Grint (aka Poopert, Mama Mousie): Mother of Emmett, Edward, Alice and Isabella. She was my 21st birthday gift from Shawna. Her hobbies are pooping whenever she's being held and sleeping.
9)Ronald Weasley (aka La Wheeze, Weezy, Weasel): He's the baby of the boy cats, only 1 1/2 years old. He is a white and orange tabby...half manx on his mother's side. His hobbies are being annoying, meowing to go out, meowing to come in, and exploring.
10)Pantz (aka Motor Pantz, Fuzzy Pantz, Baby Kitty): She's only 9 weeks old, the youngest of our pets and the by far, the most ornery. Pantz's hobbies are being hyper, playing with anything (even stationery objects), cuddling, short naps and being rotten.
hopefully i can post more pics at a later time, but that's all for now!
kage jonas
No enlighteneds - free your mind
it's been awhile...
hey everyone!
it's kage, just checking in because i haven't been able to sleep in quite a bit. *sigh* insomnia sucks.
well, my wedding is coming up soon, my little sister is heading off to college, and i'm still here...faithfully blogging about it all.
recently, some thoughts have been plaguing me.
i was watching VH1's "I Love the New Millenium". I am a huge fan of such shows...the entire series, in fact. I'm notorious for vegging out while watching an "I Love..." marathon...for days, even.
I was noticing how many of the celebrities were famous because of the internet...aka, Tila Tequila and Perez Hilton.
If I knew it were possible to actually become friends with Ms. Tequila...and not just "friended" on myspace, I would totally think that it would be worth it to start a correspondence. But this, however, is not a guarantee. From watching her show, I have felt like she really is more than just "eye candy" and whatever the media makes her out to be...a real girl with real feelings. A certain part of me wants to befriend her...but she's famous and I am not, this doesn't just happen overnight. Maybe I'm just "chasing pavements" here (thanks, Adele!), but it's a distant dream. I actually would want nothing more than a very close friendship...I'm a practically married man here, Tila isn't even my type. *sigh* that's a dream bubble to pop.
As for becoming famous because of the internet...it's all so cool...but it's rather fickle, don't you agree? I've often dreampt that my blog would reach the masses and somehow touch the community...maybe even the world, but alas...i am far too boring for such a monumental task. If I thought that my blog would matter to the world, perhaps I would find a more steady internet bloodline from which to feed and blog more often about the least irrelevant topics in my brain...? I don't know.
And speaking of relevance...I am so addicted to "Adele"...she has the most beautiful soul sound of this millennium IMHO. Her album is spectacular (thanks, iTunes and iNsomnia.) *sigh*
Nothing important, just some thoughts of little to no importance to the blogosphere...or the world, even.
-kage jonas
it's kage, just checking in because i haven't been able to sleep in quite a bit. *sigh* insomnia sucks.
well, my wedding is coming up soon, my little sister is heading off to college, and i'm still here...faithfully blogging about it all.
recently, some thoughts have been plaguing me.
i was watching VH1's "I Love the New Millenium". I am a huge fan of such shows...the entire series, in fact. I'm notorious for vegging out while watching an "I Love..." marathon...for days, even.
I was noticing how many of the celebrities were famous because of the internet...aka, Tila Tequila and Perez Hilton.
If I knew it were possible to actually become friends with Ms. Tequila...and not just "friended" on myspace, I would totally think that it would be worth it to start a correspondence. But this, however, is not a guarantee. From watching her show, I have felt like she really is more than just "eye candy" and whatever the media makes her out to be...a real girl with real feelings. A certain part of me wants to befriend her...but she's famous and I am not, this doesn't just happen overnight. Maybe I'm just "chasing pavements" here (thanks, Adele!), but it's a distant dream. I actually would want nothing more than a very close friendship...I'm a practically married man here, Tila isn't even my type. *sigh* that's a dream bubble to pop.
As for becoming famous because of the internet...it's all so cool...but it's rather fickle, don't you agree? I've often dreampt that my blog would reach the masses and somehow touch the community...maybe even the world, but alas...i am far too boring for such a monumental task. If I thought that my blog would matter to the world, perhaps I would find a more steady internet bloodline from which to feed and blog more often about the least irrelevant topics in my brain...? I don't know.
And speaking of relevance...I am so addicted to "Adele"...she has the most beautiful soul sound of this millennium IMHO. Her album is spectacular (thanks, iTunes and iNsomnia.) *sigh*
Nothing important, just some thoughts of little to no importance to the blogosphere...or the world, even.
-kage jonas
No enlighteneds - free your mind
passing
for anybody who is not genderally challenged...lol, i love makin up words...here is an educational post.
last post on transgender education, we discussed "packies". this time, we are focusing on "passing".
to the gender binary world, "passing" simply means the act of appearing or successfully "passing" as a member of the opposite end of the binary. for instance, i "pass" daily as a male...but am biologically female.
here is something that happened today:
i walked in to havana house (a local tobacco shop) and was looking at pipes. a guy that works there came up behind me, addressed me as dude and did a form of some masculine handshake/high-five combination with me...and helped me out. he didn't even suspect that the bulge in my jeans wasn't the same genetically as his...he wasn't even concerned. all he saw was short hair, masculinity and no visible breasts...so his brain registered me as a fellow man. i'm getting very nicely accustomed to actually passing as a male day in and day out...making me so happy...thinking maybe i really can do this comfortably and be someday complete.
oh, and a new pic of me!!!
redid my hair cuz the color was all faded...and tried out a different facial hair technique.
hope you like it!
kage jonas
last post on transgender education, we discussed "packies". this time, we are focusing on "passing".
to the gender binary world, "passing" simply means the act of appearing or successfully "passing" as a member of the opposite end of the binary. for instance, i "pass" daily as a male...but am biologically female.
here is something that happened today:
i walked in to havana house (a local tobacco shop) and was looking at pipes. a guy that works there came up behind me, addressed me as dude and did a form of some masculine handshake/high-five combination with me...and helped me out. he didn't even suspect that the bulge in my jeans wasn't the same genetically as his...he wasn't even concerned. all he saw was short hair, masculinity and no visible breasts...so his brain registered me as a fellow man. i'm getting very nicely accustomed to actually passing as a male day in and day out...making me so happy...thinking maybe i really can do this comfortably and be someday complete.
oh, and a new pic of me!!!
redid my hair cuz the color was all faded...and tried out a different facial hair technique.
hope you like it!
kage jonas
new pics!!
and so i have reinvented my drag persona again. with a new haircut or style, the first thing that i do is see if my facial hair works. this time, it's the "landing strip" on the chin. i miss my goatee, but that only seems to work with longish black hair. nothing worked with blonde but stubble.
so here are some new ricky vega pictures.
thoughts?
-kage jonas (aka ricky vega)
so here are some new ricky vega pictures.
thoughts?
-kage jonas (aka ricky vega)
the packy files
for those of you just tuning into boyinakage, let me allow you to catch up really quickly here. my name is kage and i am a transsexual male. this means i was born biologically female and am now seeking to correct this unfortunate birth defect.
that being said: on to my topic!!!!
packies!!!
for those of us not up on the slang...a packie is a dildo that is soft and resembles a flaccid penis for the purposes of creating a realistic bulge or "package" for the transman. many drag kings and gender performers also "pack", but usually larger and more dramatic.
some guys, if they don't have money will use other methods. i was personally a fan of the "Dress Socks" method. since i an biased, i would have to say that i became quite a pro at rolling a pair of thin dress socks appropriately to create a cohesive bulge, though not a detectable phallic shape.
i tried the "gel-condom" method. this is when a condom is filled with hairgel and then sealed shut and wrapped inside another condom. one then uses the long tubular shape to create a realistic phallus, but no scrotal sac. this can get messy if your condoms decide to not get along in your pants...lol.
some guys don't feel it necessary to pack. if not, kudos to you!
anyway, i purchased my first "phallus-imitatus" the other day and it came in the mail.
i would love to post pics, but somehow i think people will be upset and discontinue my use of imageshack.
so let's just say, my pics look amazing. i look convincingly biologically male and i love it.
the stats of my little guy:
5.5"
(medium length)
tan in color
now aside from home-made packies...the regular old packies you can purchase do come in varieties. there are 3 major varieties:
1. soft pack
2. hard pack
3. pack n pee
1. soft packs are like the packy i've been discussing. they are soft and made of a cyberskin or like material...squishy. they are for when you want to make an impression, but not a gigantic bulge that appears like an erection. they are not meant for penetration as they are totally soft (hence the name...durh) and can be worn against the body in a harness or directly in the underwear or a jockstrap.
2. hard packs are also known as "pack n play"s. they are used when one wants to create a slightly aroused look in the bulge. they are also meant for penetration, so they are worn with a harness. so these have a one-up on the soft pack...the mood won't be interrupted to switch out your "little men" so that you can continue the "Festivities".
3. pack n pees are a hard-ish pack and they contain a special urethral tube that when placed against the urethra can create a realistic and passing phallus for the purpose of urination. aka...a fake penis you can really pee through! this is my ultimate goal, as you can tell by my excitement. these are worn with harnesses and not meant for penetration as they can still hold urine after use.
so that's the first dip into the world of packies. and now, i end this....like i said....for now.
oh, and if you're wondering, it passes "the squeeze test" without a problem.
that being said: on to my topic!!!!
packies!!!
for those of us not up on the slang...a packie is a dildo that is soft and resembles a flaccid penis for the purposes of creating a realistic bulge or "package" for the transman. many drag kings and gender performers also "pack", but usually larger and more dramatic.
some guys, if they don't have money will use other methods. i was personally a fan of the "Dress Socks" method. since i an biased, i would have to say that i became quite a pro at rolling a pair of thin dress socks appropriately to create a cohesive bulge, though not a detectable phallic shape.
i tried the "gel-condom" method. this is when a condom is filled with hairgel and then sealed shut and wrapped inside another condom. one then uses the long tubular shape to create a realistic phallus, but no scrotal sac. this can get messy if your condoms decide to not get along in your pants...lol.
some guys don't feel it necessary to pack. if not, kudos to you!
anyway, i purchased my first "phallus-imitatus" the other day and it came in the mail.
i would love to post pics, but somehow i think people will be upset and discontinue my use of imageshack.
so let's just say, my pics look amazing. i look convincingly biologically male and i love it.
the stats of my little guy:
5.5"
(medium length)
tan in color
now aside from home-made packies...the regular old packies you can purchase do come in varieties. there are 3 major varieties:
1. soft pack
2. hard pack
3. pack n pee
1. soft packs are like the packy i've been discussing. they are soft and made of a cyberskin or like material...squishy. they are for when you want to make an impression, but not a gigantic bulge that appears like an erection. they are not meant for penetration as they are totally soft (hence the name...durh) and can be worn against the body in a harness or directly in the underwear or a jockstrap.
2. hard packs are also known as "pack n play"s. they are used when one wants to create a slightly aroused look in the bulge. they are also meant for penetration, so they are worn with a harness. so these have a one-up on the soft pack...the mood won't be interrupted to switch out your "little men" so that you can continue the "Festivities".
3. pack n pees are a hard-ish pack and they contain a special urethral tube that when placed against the urethra can create a realistic and passing phallus for the purpose of urination. aka...a fake penis you can really pee through! this is my ultimate goal, as you can tell by my excitement. these are worn with harnesses and not meant for penetration as they can still hold urine after use.
so that's the first dip into the world of packies. and now, i end this....like i said....for now.
oh, and if you're wondering, it passes "the squeeze test" without a problem.
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